NO, I'm not. But just in case...whatever, I'm cheap.

I've been on a mission to purchase whole-food vitamins after I finally gave up on the traditional multi horse pills that are so tricky with the damn timing -- can't take on an empty stomach, can't take too soon after eating, can't take while eating -- not realizing till tonite that I've actually purchased whole-food vitamins before and completely forgotten (this would have made the search shorter, I'm sure.).

I found them at my last stop, the health food store, knowing full well they'd have them but that I'd have to pay much more than desired. So I found the pills, then turned around and spotted the liquid -- much easier on the stomach, and easily disguised in juice -- which I've used before.

At the counter, the woman looked at my bottle and said, "Oh, are you....?" in a very excited tone. I realized she noticed I'd selected the prenatal version. I told her NO, but I thought I might as well start prepping now.

I didn't have the heart to tell her I picked it because it was cheaper than the women's version.